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1. I’m back motherfuckers! So ima bust a shot to let u know shit is real. this that dirty money Pow! http://twitpic.com/2lv22o

I’m back, matriphiles! Here is a photograph to prove the truth of my statements. Behold illegal profits! http://twitpic.com/2lv22o

2. So I saw jayZ backstage at the show so I say What’s up nigga we gone kill each other or what he like And fuck up the money I aint witIt lol

I confronted Jay-Z about our recent acrimony. He backed down. (And something about whittling.)

3. Perez hilton calld me douchebag so I had my homie shoot up a gay wedding. wasnt his but still made me feel better http://twitpic.com/2lvlml

Being unsure of my sexuality leads me to violent fantasies.http://twitpic.com/2lvlml

4. Now the Pink suit mafia is making threats! Fuck dat I ain’t never scaredhttp://twitpic.com/2lvrmx

I am now being threatened by homosexuals. I am scared.http://twitpic.com/2lvrmx

5. Anyway. since the last time I was on here these porn star bitches been on me. yal ever heard of lethal lips?

Sex film actresses are harrassing me. Are you familiar with an actress [disease? - ed] called ‘Lethal Lips?’

6. Yeah @lethallippsxxx gives impressive blow job. She aint never suck my dick but uhh ill never say never lol

@lethallippsxxx is proficient at her trade. I am going on heresay, although I am open to the idea of employing her. *laughs*

7. http://twitvid.com/4US7S – This hoe make a dick disappear. Alakazam!!!

http://twitvid.com/4US7S – This garden implement is medically dangerous.
  
8. look how they do a nigga. u make one decision they dont like and bam! they flip on u http://twitpic.com/2lwg6t

This satire is unjustified. http://twitpic.com/2lwg6t

9. Depression is a luxury I can’t afford so I see haters and just keep on working its cool I’m not here by accident shit

I disavow mental illness. And the anthropic principle. Negative people spur me on. Faeces.

10. My baby moma sent me nude pics. Damn I aint eat all day cause of that. What is the world coming too

The mother of my child has sent me naked pictures of herself which I found distasteful. I also worry about the future of mankind.
  
11. Any of u trick ass niggas or u money grubbing hoes don’t like what I say. fuck all yal eat a dick

People who disagree with me earn my disdain.

12. Busta still has the best show in hip-hop I’m not shiting on him. And I aint dissing serena either I said i gotta workout!yal be buggin

I am sincere in praising Busta Rhymes’ live abilities and Serena Williams’ sexually intimidating strength. You resemble insects.

13. I told you niggas a long time ago soulja boy my little nigga yal better leave him the fuck alone for somebody get hurt

I hereby reiterate that Soulja Boy is a dear friend whom I will defend to the death.

14. I get all you niggas killed fuck that. I dear you niggas touch him. Soulja say what ever you wantNiggas aint gone do shit

I will organise your collective assassination. I challenge your ability to hurt him. Soulja has the same view. You lack courage,

15. Soulja and fab kicked it they cool now aint no more beef you cock suckers have a nice day lol

Soulja and Fab have reconciled their differences, but have run out of meat. Warm regards to my homosexual followers. *laughs*

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