boys and girls

  • Alicia:
  • i had a dream last night that i was hanging out with selena gomez
  • dressing her
  • well styling her
  • we wanted her to be our brand amassador
  • so i was showing her around
  • Dustin:
  • i had a dream that i had to shrink down some girl that was a danger to my family and i had to keep choking her until she couldn’t breath. She kept getting smaller and became the size of like a barbie doll. Then to be safe I had to put her in the freezer to freeze her and then take her out and chop her up into little pieces but she was like made of clay at that point. Similar dreams huh!

His airiness revived!

staff

staff:

Today’s the day. The day you help save the internet from being ruined.

Ready? 

Yes, you are, and we’re ready to help you.

(Long story short: The FCC is about to make a critical decision as to whether or not internet service providers have to treat all traffic equally. If they choose wrong, then the internet where anyone can start a website for any reason at all, the internet that’s been so momentous, funny, weird, and surprising—that internet could cease to exist. Here’s your chance to preserve a beautiful thing.)

lilgivenchyprincess
You just might not understand it yet. But it’s cool. Family is super cool. Going home to one girl every night is super cool. Just going home and getting on the floor and playing with your child is super cool. Not wearing a red leather jacket, and just looking like a dad and shit, is like super cool. Having someone that I can call Mom again. That shit is super cool.